Horrifying news folks! My phone is spying on me. See I only have a phone for calls, I mean why else would you have a telephone? Anyway I’ve found out my phone is taking snapshots of my life and reporting on what I’m up to all the gad-damn-time. Actually enough of the twee, this is an Instagram dump post – mostly because I think some of these photos are sweet s’all. Jarvis is dealing with his facial hair problem in more and more creative ways. Resisting the cakes at a work brunch was so hard I ate my own fist. This pumpkin artistry outside a local restaurant blew my mind. How clever and creative is that?
We’ve Got Two Dogs Now!
Mr Thrifty turned…old, so we went out for ice cream with is granddad. It was awesome. I spotted this beautiful Christmas decoration in a local shop but sadly it was too expensive for my budget and far too big for our tiny tree. An evil person brought Parma Violets into my home. Call the cops. One question – do you hate Parma Violets too?