Oh hai blog reada, I haz been expekting you. Luvley hoomanz, you haz brought treatz? Noes? Oh noes.Anywayz, I are crying cuz teh laydee is crying cuz da charitee shops are emptee.One dai laydee Frifty sez to chartiee shopz, “I can gives you moniez for purty fings if you want?”Chartiee shopz sez “Oh noes laydee, I haz no purty fings only Primark shiz for dobubbble da orhgishunul price.”Frifty sez ‘Srsly?”Charitee shopz sez “Srsly.”Frifty sez “I has dis top in ma kitteh basket allredeh an I bai in Primark for thfree pund im 2007, you try makes kittehs pay seffen pund. noe fares. But where is purty fings? You haz given to puppeh?”Charitee shop sez, “Noes, not to puppeh, we give teh purty fings to shiny nu charitee shop in da cite and callz it vintig bootiq.’Frifty sez – “Oh noes, oh noes.” Frifty cry out eyes.
Charitee shop sez “Noe cry frifty, is ver klevah buznez modhel. Virgim Marri Prtas sez she noes dis. We paintz charitee shop blk and stopz hoomanz who lyke to normalee shopz in charitee shopz and we canz make moniez for kittehs in need. Klevah.”
Frifty sez – “But u noe makes moniez if hoomanz who normalee shopz in charitee shopz can has no pleashur and noe give der moniez. iz hungri an sad kittehs get mush bennyfit from dis?”
Charitee shop sez “Oh well but Virgim Marri Prtas sez it is da nu way.”
Frifty sez “oh”
Charitee shop sez “bai”
If you haven’t a clue what any of this is then it would appear you’ve been living on Mars for the last 4 years. Here is a link to explain.